Knock, knock.

My daughter Claire loves to tell jokes.  Her favorite jokes are knock, knock jokes.  She and I take turns telling knock, knock jokes and these are some of our favorites.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A-mosquito just bit me.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name silly.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

My very favorite:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I'm coming through.